Archive for January, 2006

Sex served with alcohol

Government officials in Mumbai did not waste any time in issuing a ban against dance bars in the city. However they prefer to do nothing when it comes to liquor joints and clubs where individuals not only mis-use the law but also engage in prostitution business.

Mid-Day does yet another sting operation, to find out more on the critical problem.

The government would like you to believe that liquor joints shut shop at 1.30 am. However, what you are made to believe is not the reality.

Not only do the bars serve alcohol through the night, they also engage in what is called ‘ladies service’ (where waitresses serve drinks) and ‘free service’ (where girls satisfy customers sexually).

Some of these bars are pick-up points for customers, the waitresses are picked up and taken to near-by lodges. This violates another rule because, as per Bombay Shops and Establishments Act of 1976, waitresses cannot be spotted inside bars after 12.30 am.

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Drivers and Motorcyclists care a fuck for the cops !!

A few days ago i wrote about how Bombay should get rid of pavements.Well as much as that was in jest, there is a lot of irony to what I said that day.

Over the past three weeks since I have been here, I have noticed something that was not there before. There is a complete “care a fuck for the law” attitude on the part of motorcyclists and drivers.

People jump signals like its the only thing to do. I can understand that there is a certain amount of frustration that comes about driving and riding in Bombay. But then that is the case anywhere. Driving in Manhattan is equally frustrating, but no one breaks signals and drives with gay abandon as they do here in Bombay. Every single day I land up fighting with some asshole cab driver or a screwed up pompous ass driver riding an expensive car. And motorcyclists….dont even get me started.

A big problem as i perceive it is the lack of a monitoring force. But then just putting more policemen on the road should not be the solution. We are a civilized society, governed by rules and regulations which we are expected to obey.

People use the roads in the city as if its their birth right. Driving and riding are NOT fundamental rights. They are privilages granted by the government of a country. Therefore to drive like the way people do is not only being irresponsible, but rank stupid and dangerous.

Why is it necessary to have police to keep a check ?? Why cant we self control ourselves. Everyone breaking signals creates more and more chaos. A lot of the reasons for the crazy traffic jams is because people speed out of their lights even when they turn red. Its like amber has no meaning. Many a times this last minute drive thru is a blind dash which endangers other motorists.

As much as I may sound like a broken record, cabbies are the worst offendors on the roads. Most come from northern India and have no formal training in driving anything let alone a cab. So armed with non-existant skills and a complete lack of urban sense, they let themselves loose on the city and wreak havoc. The cabs they drive are ancient, way past their shelf life times ten. And on top of that, have you noticed the excess number of empty cabs that just keep on driving around the city waiting to pick up passengers ?? Has anyone ever given a thought as to how many cabs does the city need. What about all the wasted fuel as they troll the roads.

The complete breakdown of traffic law and order (so to say) is alarming. On a more immediate footing, I would urge the government to increase the size of the traffic police corps three times. To fund their salaries and other costs, increase fines to a minimum of 1000 Rs per offence with a one shot policy. Second offence and your car is impounded. Third offence and your license suspended. NYC doubled its fines a few years ago and it made wonders. Only by doing this will a certain sense of forced discipline be developed and maybe in a generation or so there will be a change in attitude.

Its not only about riding your car or bike. Its about doing it safely, for yourself and other users of the same stretch of asphalt.

Celebrity watching on Sunday

We all know Mumbai Marathon will be one of the best events of this year, but this is just not limited to the people taking part in the Marathon but for others too..who just wanna stand and watch or maybe even root for the favourite celebrity .

Mid-day presents a detailed list of stars taking part in the Marathon and where you can catch them.

Catch Abhishek, Rani at 8 am

The two will be at the venue bright and early at 8 am. The road adjacent to the entrance of CST is where all the races will begin. They will be flagging off the senior citizens’ run after which they are expected to participate in the Dream Run. So if you want to get an exclusive look at the couple, be there at 8am at CST.

The stars in the Dream Run

The celebrity bandwagon will begin the Dream Run a few minutes ahead of the rest of the crowd.

The dream run is scheduled for 9.30 am and the celebrities will be present at the starting point at Azad Maidan. The run will end at Hotel Hilton Towers. So if you can’t get to the starting point of the race, then stand en route before the scheduled time to catch them anywhere between the two places. On an average the celebrities complete the race in approximately an hour.

Chief Minister Vilasrao Deshmukh and Governor SM Krishna will flag off all the races and those taking part are Yana Gupta, Milind Soman, Rahul Bose, Suchitra Krishnamoorthi, Shilpa Saklani, Mona Wasu, Ajay Gehi, Prakash Padukone, Gulshan Grover, Anil Ambani, Dolly Thakore, Bikram Saluja, Yash Chopra, Tanaaz Currim amongst others.

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Diamond Shaped Kites

Today is Makar Sankranti – it marks the day when the sun enters the next zodiac sign. Like many Indian festivals it is colourful and a feast for the eyes. The only difference is that all the action is in the sky, because many Indians herald this day by flying kites orPatang Baazi as its called here.

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Kids and adults alike, line the terraces of their residential buildings and the city’s open spaces,dodge all powerlines and launch their diamond shaped kites upwards and onwards. If you are thinking this is a leisurely pastime think again,there is a competitive edge to all the festivity [mostliterally]. The objective here is to cut as many rival kites as
possible to attain air superiority. To do this the manjha [string]is cured with glass.

Indian Fighter Kite
I am going out now to enjoy this warm winter Mumbai afternoon ….perhaps I will attend one of the functions of the Mumbai Utsav!!!

Rajabai Tower

My old economics professor, Abhay Pethe, made an announcement that has made me quite happy. Mid-Day reports that

as part of its 150-year celebrations, Mumbai University will repair Rajabai Tower, one of the city’s most famous Gothic landmarks, and open it to the public. The clock tower has been closed to the public for many years now and is unsafe at the moment.

What fun. Since childhood I’ve wanted to climb up and take in the majestic view of Oval Maidan and the sea beyond Churchgate from the Rajabai Tower. It’s been kept closed ostensibly because it was a popular place to jump to your death. But so was the Eiffel Tower. The French built a strong wire net that enclosed the entire viewing gallery. You get a panoramic view of Paris without the police worrying about falling bodies! Mumbai University can make similar arrangements so that we can enjoy the view without worrying whether the lovers quarrelling in the far corner are going to take the aerial route down.

Wikipedia has a nice picture of the tower. In the background you can see the post-modern Bombay Stock Exchange building. Before architecture purists complain that it spoils the view, it may be prudent to note that the founder of the Stock Exchange paid for the construction of Rajabai Tower.

And I wonder how many of us living in Mumbai know what the building is used for? It houses the Fort wing of the excellent University Library. A beautiful place to spend an afternoon reading up for your assignment in the soft light thrown by the stained glass windows. And I’m sure it will be just as serene in the night, if the proposal of the student’s council to have the library open 24/7 is passed.

Shakkar Ke Paanch Daane

It would’nt be wrong to say that the Theatre scene in India is completely different to one witness’s abroad. In other countries, theatre has proper rehearsals from 10 am to 6 pm, which just does not happen in our country. Here, nobody can afford to do only theatre. For most people involved, it’s more of a hobby to which they try to devote their evenings to. A theatre artiste here cannot afford to give the kind of time because the medium does not pay. However the money factor has yet not managed to dampen the high sprits, passion and creativity involved in this art.

In 2004, I had the opportunity of watching a Hindi play “Shakkar Ke Paanch Daane” at Prithiv Theatre. A simple, one man show but something that will surely leave a lasting impression and make you think about the choices you made/make in your own life. The play does not highlight an issue, but merely discusses the life of the central character Rajkumar. The best bit is the whole approach taken towards showcasing the act. The play, which begins with a poem, does not have a conventional beginning, middle or end. Throughout the play, Rajkumar only talks about his life.
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Best Samosas in Town

Question 1 :What’s a Samosa ?

Samosa Chole - Rs 12 - 25cents
[A samosa, seen here topped with chana (chickpeas), sweet tamarind chutney and a garnish of onions and mint]


Samosa is a South Asian food item from India. It generally consists of a fried triangular / pyramid shaped pastry shell with potato, onion and pea stuffing, but other stuffings like minced meat are also used. The size and shape of a samosa, as well as the consistency of the pastry used can vary considerably. It is spicy and is often eaten with chutney, mint, coriander sauce or ketchup.

If you seen Darren Aronofsky’s movie PI [it's brilliant] – “It’s the stuff ingeniously paranoid, Maximillian Cohen is offered constantly by his next door neigbhour Devi ”

Moving on from my skewed movie reference onto the question in hand.

Where do you get the best samosa in Mumbai ?

GuruKripa, Sion
This eatery located just off Sion circle has become a tourist attraction of sorts. Every morning over 30,000 samosas are made at this virtual samosa factory and dispersed all over the city for consumption. Guru Kripa is said to produce 1/3rd of Mumbai’s samosas available in cinema halls/multiplexes, college canteens, etc.

To get here just hop on a train to Sion (central line) and then ask anybody for GuruKripa.

More on Corruption

Corruption is the single biggest hurdle to doing business in Mumbai, but exactly how much do restaurants and shops have to cough up as bribes to stay in business?

A team of Mid-Day reporters visited a number of beer bars to find out.

According to a 2005 study by Transparency International India, only Kerala, Himachal Pradesh, Gujarat and Andhra Pradesh are less crooked than Maharashtra. Yet, corruption pervades every aspect of our lives, and nobody endures it more than the average Mumbai businessman.

Beer bar owners are among the softest targets for depraved netas, babus, cops and thugs.
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Lisbon-in-Mumbai : Khotachiwadi


Khotachiwadi

Khotachi Wadi;  Mumbai 400004

The charming historic urban village of Khotachiwadi, located in the commercial heart of old Mumbai’s Girgaum area, is now a heritage precinct. Its narrow, winding lanes contain a unique display of houses in various architectural styles, with a distinct Portuguese influence. The best starting point for an exploratory stroll is St Teresa’s Church, Girgaum. Khotachiwadi is also a regular destination on Mumbai’s popular Heritage Walks.

After exploring Khotachiwadi, visit Anantashram, a famous but tiny eating house that serves some of the tastiest, cheapest seafood you will find in Mumbai, cooked over a wood fire.


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Khotachiwadi, Mumbai, India ! - A picture for my blog

Here are some more pictures & words.

It pays to have the BIG GUYs on your side

I had written this post couple of months ago for my personal blog. Since it reflects, in many ways what most of us Mumbaikars go thru on daily basis…I am re-posting it here.

It pays to have the BIG GUYs on your side

Yesterday on my way home from work, I heard a certain radio commercial, which went like this…’an arrogant guy wants to enter a restaurant/bar but is stopped by the manager, since there is private party going on and entrance is on invitation basis only. The arrogant guy refuses to budge and starts taking names of certain influentional people (government officials) inorder to get entry. Finally, the manager gives in and allows the guy to enter. The ad ends with the tag-line ‘IT PAYS TO HAVE THE BIG GUYS ON YOUR SIDE, WHO DO YOU HAVE?’.

It got me to thinking about some of the incidents/events which I have personally seen or observed and made me realize that the ad’s tag-line stands so true. It also made me realize the implications of the extent of corruption that have come to occupy so much space in our society and it’s menacing proportion which is threatening the very foundations of our society and State. According to me, even an act where people break certain rules/regulations without actually engaging in money/goods exchange, just on the basis of influential contacts could be defined as a corrupt behavior, which most of us indulge in pleasant or un-pleasant circumstances.
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