Bombaywallah & Mumbaikar Discuss (1): Rains, Roads & Anxiety Attacks
Two friends – Bombaywallah and Mumbaikar – discuss the monsoon and the day when the sky fell down in Maximum City.
Bombaywallah: It has been raining so heavily, it seems as if the sky is falling down on Bombay. And the roads! Now there are only potholes in Bombay, no roads.
Mumbaikar: Actually, I’m not really worried about the potholes on the Mumbai roads; I’m worried about the potholes on the Mumbai flyovers.
Mumbaikar: Imagine this: the potholes on the flyovers become a little bigger, your car hits one and lo! there is no pothole anymore, only a fifty feet high hole in the flyover!
Bombaywallah: That’s really scary! My resolution for the month: I’ll not take any flyovers anymore!
Mumbaikar: And now imagine this: the potholes on the flyovers become a little bigger, my car hits one when your car is under the flyover and lo! there is no pothole anymore, only a fifty feet high hole in the flyover!
Mumbaikar was later seen rushing Bombaywallah to the emergency ward. Anxiety attack, I overheard.
Inspired by Overheard in New York and my Mumbai-Pune road trip two weeks back, this is where the ‘Bombaywallah & Mumbaikar Discuss‘ series started from. Incidentally, it seems that Mumbaikar hasn’t heard of the Hollow Earth Theory.