Two Signboards
I spotted these on the gates of a villa/bungalow-type of place. I always thought people who lived in such palatial housing in Mumbai had to be nose-up-in-the-air snooty and lacking of a sense of humour. I was wrong. :-)

Please beware anybody bitten by our dog shall be given free vaccine. Score: 54

No parking. Warning: Children love deflating tires.